Simplicity...

arrey baba, i tell you only, all this penny pinching, terrible.

look up the newspaper today or tomorrows it saying the same things repeat.
i tell you this world and all is a project by the media wallas.
of saving costs.
repeating news of the same old rapes, murders i tell you.

we are watching the world in replay, by god of course.
birth - death - birth.
nothing brand-new has happened in the last arab-kharab years yaar.
happy burrday to you, happy burrday to you. aaj aapne kya khaya, aaj aapne kya banaya, aaj aapne kya khoya, aaj aapne kya paaya.
hain bhai, it is all same to same - daily.

even the saas bahus have understood the whole business of saving costs.
it's all about saving costs.
same saris, same paints on the walls, same dialogues, and of course same audience.
total cost savings.
end to end.

i know what the problem is.
it would take a totally naya naya actor to play honest, seedha sada, bhala karne walla and then for him we need new dialogues, arre too much confusion yaar nahin.
and all that means higher costs.
that's why we can afford so few of them, nahin.
sacchi i tell you let's keep it simple only.
she's sister of dimple nahin.
dimple kapadia.

ok tata. (don't say ciao, say tata)